it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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