Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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