when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
It's rum buckets o'clock
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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