Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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