Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
