Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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