what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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