nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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