he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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