I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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