I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Randomize
