Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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