So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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