...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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