The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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