She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
