But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm at about main and main street
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
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