"it" just moved
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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