they need to just BURY HIM!
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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