ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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