he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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