I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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