Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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