no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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