how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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