They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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