I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I need a burrito and a hug.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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