all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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