I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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