thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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