it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I deserve this hangover.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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