its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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