Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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