She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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