You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
not ubering you a puppy
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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