Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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