You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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