I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
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