I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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