They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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