He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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