i can't believe i had my finger in that
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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