Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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