Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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