I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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