What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
where does the pee come out of this thing
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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