Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Randomize
