I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
