This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
3pm strippers are depressing
I didn't notice because vodka
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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