is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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