he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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