so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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